Saturday, April 18, 2009

Susan Boyle Hype

I got sent the Susan Boyle clip yesterday and I admit it's pretty kick arse. If you haven't seen it yet it's over here.

What I want to look at today though is the youtube comments proving once again that teh intrawebz brings people together.

Like this one from Maninurhat:
"okay she can be ugly and a good singer, its possible."
It's nice to know he now has an open mind. How about this from stellaritsmeg which I read as Stellar it smeg:
"she looks like a dog, yet about 50,000 me would marry her right now."
Is that me or is it possible in your haste to flame and haxx0r you forgot an n there smeggy? Nice of you to represent the thoughts of 50,000 men as well. Perhaps a slight exaggeration there. How about the very observant ihateprovos2:
"She looks like Nacho Libre"
Just without the mask but some commenters would suggest it would help. There's the very sceptical CousinSusie with:
"I really dont think that is Susan Boyle sing that song folks, listen to her accent singing this song and then go listen to the other one, cry me a river, there is no accent whats so ever, really !! Listen to them both and you tell me? I think its going to turn out to be a hoax you watch!!"
Way to form your opinions in broken English Cousin. Nice work. If it is a hoax you know where you heard it first. Then there's the plain rude from pasdecouilles2:
"BRITAIN needs face transplants" ^^
Straight to the point. It's not just Susan that cops it. The unimpressed eye rolling chick at 1:24 into the clip cops a barrage as well. They are now known as Girl 1:24 haters apparently. Here's one called HiImBobTehBuilder:
"Susan is a phinomenon!!! teh ho from1:24
shuld bern in teh iternal flames w/ satan and teh gang! muahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"
Riiiight. Or from shahmito87 :
"that girl at 1:25 will go down in history as the face of all of you who got PWNED for thinking susan was going to suck."
PWNS0R that. How about from trigney1992:
"Susan Is Amazing<3>
But The Bitch At 1:24 Sucks!
lmfao
People Are Now Going To Refer To Her As:
"1:24"
(: haha"
Wow. A lot of hate there. Finally from yvonneost12 :
"Hook nosed young bitch in the audiance should go get a nose job, teach her to be judgemental....typical young person noones as good as them.bet she can't sing like susan.......hope she wins........and they show the young girl worldwide being a smartarse
judgemental &^%$#%$#"
Whoa. Not only does yvonneost12 rag on hook nosed bitches but she also takes on young people as being sufferers of hook nose as well. She also felt that whatever she was going to call Girl 1:24 at the end was far too graphic for youtube and censored it. "&^%$#%$#". What's an 8 letter curse word. Can I buy a vowel?

Here are some more comments from the idealistic through to the racial and inspired and just bizarre. Thanks youtube!
"i hate how the people laughed at her when she couldn't say villages, it is really hard to speak clearly in front of millions of people, and i hope all the people who watched this including me never judge someone by their looks again."
Your idealism astounds me.
"Have never up to this point ever mad a comment online until this day! Susan you do us folks at our young age well. Best of luck to you and can not wait to get your CD. Wonder if any network is going to do a story about you! ?"
Inspiring geriatrics to log on and make comments. Keep wondering partner, no-one's going to touch this story. Seems to be of little to no human interest value in there whatsoever.
"Native Americans are the real Americans -- All you are is the descendant of an immigrant who stole their country. And you could learn a few things from that proud race. Now go back to bed and suck your thumb."
That proud race definitely don't hide in bed and thumb suck. I don't even know where this flame war got started.
"She's like the Mother Teresa of singers."
Come on, that's a bit much isn't it? Mother Teresa didn't look like Nacho Libre.

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