Wednesday, September 17, 2008
TV Week - As worthwhile as a handful of Diarrhoea
As you could guess I hate it. What's the point? It's the appendix of weekly magazines.
Our receptionist at work buys TV Week religously every...week. I don't understand why. I asked does she buy the Sunday paper and she replied yes. That means that she'd have the TV guide as it comes with the Sunday paper making the purchase of TV Week redundant, wouldn't it?
Not so accoriding to our receptionist. Apparently TV week tells her what happens in Home and Away before she watches it. This apparently makes watching Home and Away more fun. I'm yet to figure out the logic behind this.
It brings me to this point though. TV Week should have gone out of publication years ago. The only thing it's handy for is voting on the Logies which is completely worthless. Anything that can reward Kate Ritchie for the mere act of being on TV for 20 years is complete rubbish. The fact that we have TV guides makes selling TV Week about as worthwhile as trying to sell bottled water to people with cold water taps. Oh that happens...
Anyway, to end here's a handful of dirt cos I couldn't find an image of a handful of Diarrhoea
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Ray's Weekly List of Headers
Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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