Tuesday, April 28, 2009

ANTM - Season 5

It's just started and it's already fuct up beyond all recognition. These little teenage girls are being ripped to shit by Alex Perry and Priscilla who is one of the most inappropriate people I've seen in the fashion industry. So far there are two under 18 which means no sneaky nipple shots unfortunately.

So far Alex has gone on to say the girls are blockheads, they're fat and that they're coasty, trashed scum. Here's a guy commenting on freshness when he hasn't had a fresh look apart from a shiny shirt for the past 3 seasons.

My favourite so far is Frankie, she's kinda hot. None of them are completely hideous so far either.

My conclusion so far is that Alex Perry is a nob and some crazy 16 year old girl is full of herself.

Jonathan Pease nor his helmet hair have been involved so far either so that's ace. He is what I'd imagine a grown up, slightly sexually ambiguous lego man to turn out like. He has all the personality as a bag of vomit as well.

Go first break! I'll be back at the end of the show.

2 comments:

Melina said...

damn, that show is N-A-S-T-Y.

verification word: eppiness

Ray said...

It's the kinda nasty I like though. And wait! there's more!