Jamie and I went to my friends Art show last night. It started at 6 and we got there right on time. It was full of awkward shuffling people who weren’t too sure what to do and what to say but they were thankful for the free food and booze. I had a wine which I didn’t enjoy stacks but it was ok. Anyways, we looked for James, my art mate and couldn’t find him. We shuffled back and forth between exhibits and then started dropping off army men. It was the perfect environment for it as people must have naturally assumed that it was part of the art for a little army man with poetry attached to be a part of the show.
We perched one on a ledge like so and watched a young lass open it, read it, look around and then fold it back up and place it carefully where she had found it. I’m not too sure why people do that but it was at least available for someone else to pick up and read.
We then watched as a group of people found a pile and read them together. They smelled funny so we walked off. I placed one on top of the speaker system and microphone as Clover Moore was meant to appear but we didn’t bother sticking around for it. I hope that she found one and read it out to the audience but I’m not that optimistic. Seeing as James wasn’t there we bailed. I found out he had women issues and was late. Ah well, c’est la vie.
As we left we jammed a couple around the door. Jamie mentioned that if you were a bum you’d be well advised to follow exhibit openings. There’s not too much difference between a bum and an artist really and there’s free food and grog. I pointed out that it’s a bum. There’s a reason he became a bum, it’s because he’s unmotivated. What makes you think that the bum would bother putting time and effort into studying an art schedule and following it to get free food. That would almost be working and not very bum like. Jamie conceded I was onto something.
Incidentally, if you’re interested in the art show it’s called Underground to Aboveground and it’s at 3 Little Queen St Chippendale. It should be there for another 3 weeks. It was pretty good. It had radios and milk crates and wet paint and stuff. Winner.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
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Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
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