Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Excitement for 2

While I waited for my $10 steak I watched the other tables.



Here’s the excitement club. To join, you need to order lunch with a friend, colleague or partner and just stare at each other for 30+ minutes. Bonus points are awarded if you spend excessive time browsing on your Blackberry and also if you leave the actual lunch area and go outside for 5 minutes, leaving your lunch partner staring into space for that time.

The guy got full marks.

Why so quiet? There’s plenty to talk about if you ask me.

Woman: So you’re bald.
Man: Yes I am.

Endless possibilities.
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Ray's Weekly List of Headers

Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular