Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Swimmers in trouble

Michael Phelps apparently smokes pot. Wow, that's awesome. At least it adds a facet of realism to his character. If it continues he'll be in those anti-pot ads you see in the toilets which say stuff like "You used to be a good swimmer, now you're just letting the whole Olympic swimming team down. I figure it's bound to be a good thing for the little tyke. He was such a boring dude, although he did apparently hook up with Stephanie Rice so kudos to you if true.

It's better than our favourite ex-olympian Thorpey. He's prancing around Brazil with his gut out visiting his "flatmates" family. I know a guy who couldn't come out to his family who used to introduce his partner as his "flatmate". Turns out he's gay. Thorpe has denied it all once again but seriously, if rumours have persisted since 2002 when he wore pearls that he's gay, truth is that he's probably gay. Even Amanda Beard has said that they were just friends back in the day.

Anyways, until he does come out, let's look at Stephanie Rice.

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