This is the first of a bold 4 part series called “Mystery Houses of Epping”
I’ve walked past people and thought to myself “What goes on inside?” and the same latent curiosity has been extended to the houses and business’ of Epping.
In the middle of developed unit blocks and retail shop front stands our first house. She is Oxford Streets shabby old lady. Abandoned in much the same fashion as someone would abandon a thermos or toiletry bag, she too stands alone dreaming of a brighter future.
Her ironclad skirting is rusted and you get the impression she couldn’t curtsey but she still maintains her mystery. What has she seen? What secrets does she keep close to her weathered frame? How many drunken revellers have leaned against her fences and urinated? How many local children have been warned to “Stay away from the freaky Scooby-Doo-esque house?”
Don’t answer those questions – they’re hypothetical’s. Instead, the next time you walk past a mystery house, take a moment to reflect upon what goes on inside, much like you would wonder what’s going on inside the mind of that drunken uncle that embarrasses himself at children’s parties by soiling himself.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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