Driving home from Dinner on Saturday night we saw some police cars ahead. We were about halfway between Ulverstone and Penguin at the time.
As we slowed down I saw a big black shape lying on the median strip but it was too dark to be able to tell properly. As we moved forward there were these massive stains on the road and big wet bits. It was kinda gross.
The police cars were closer at this stage and as we got closer, pulled up on the embankment there was a yellow sports car with the front of it crumpled right up. It seems as though a dozen cows had gotten loose and made it onto the highway. The sports car must've been going at at least 110km when it hit the cows as it was pretty rooted.
We waited on the road as the police herded the cows along the embankment. It was pretty funny shit really. The only photo I got to take was this one below of the lights and the cop telling everyone what had happened. Kinda lame but at least I have the memory.
We were waved along after about 10 minutes and as we were lead car Dad decided to drive at about 70km/hr just in case there were any rogue cows ready to pounce. We formed a convoy of about 12 cars down the highway as no one was game enough to overtake us.
For the cows that lost their lives on Saturday night, let us have a moonutes silence.
Ray's Weekly List of Headers
Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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