In other news, I was watching Top Gun and the volleyball scene came one. I absent mindedly started scratching my nuts which felt like I was almost having a sly wank. I got self conscious and stopped watching and then locked myself in the toilet.
Showing posts with label Wedding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wedding. Show all posts
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Candy!
I just brought home 9.5kgs of bulk purchased candy. I'm going to go out and probably buy about 5 more kgs. We got the largest bag of Gummi bears I've ever seen. It should be total hotness.
Looks like we're compatible...
In SMH today there was this article.
It goes on to say the key to a successful marriage is:
It goes on to say the key to a successful marriage is:
- If your parents are together (check)
- If you're roughly the same age (check)
- Over 25 when you marry (check)
- Love anal (check)
One of those statements weren't in the article. Your comprehension homework is to read through the article and point out which one is isn't.
As for me, it looks like it's going to be a Happy Wedding. Huzzah!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Wedding Rings
We found our rings the other week which is ace. Hooray.
They are nice and simple like a child with a low intellect that's been left in a urine soaked sandpit. Hooray.
I decided to search for rings and found a guide on buying lesbian wedding rings. Funnily enough it doesn't include these helpful tips "Because lesbians fist all day they'd have to be waterproof and they would also have to have no sharp edges on them."
It's a little more practical. Read more here.
I'm sorry about writing mean things about lesbians though. Seriously. Why are you so quiet? There's a lesbian behind me isn't there?
They are nice and simple like a child with a low intellect that's been left in a urine soaked sandpit. Hooray.
I decided to search for rings and found a guide on buying lesbian wedding rings. Funnily enough it doesn't include these helpful tips "Because lesbians fist all day they'd have to be waterproof and they would also have to have no sharp edges on them."
It's a little more practical. Read more here.
I'm sorry about writing mean things about lesbians though. Seriously. Why are you so quiet? There's a lesbian behind me isn't there?
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Wedding Countdown
I'm getting married in less than two months. That's pretty intense. It's been pretty good in terms of lead up and all that so far. We've pretty much sorted everything out except for flowers which kinda makes me anxious but that's another hoot-worthy story.
Today we met with our planner guy Paul and discussed our menu, colours and run sheet. Anyways, food was probably the most important item. A definite lock on the menu was the Creme Brulee. It was immense!
Here it is in picture glory. It is a magical toffee explosion in your mouth. Anyways I'll probably do more updates as I see fit over the next couple of week. Stuff like documenting the highly successful trips to regional hubs like Erskineville to look at suits. Kelly Country has a lot to answer for, especially for employing some jerk who looked like a slimmer version of the guy that says "Yeeeeeees" from the Simpsons. Fuck I hate that guy and his beady eyes. Fuck him and Kelly Country.
Ok.
Today we met with our planner guy Paul and discussed our menu, colours and run sheet. Anyways, food was probably the most important item. A definite lock on the menu was the Creme Brulee. It was immense!
Here it is in picture glory. It is a magical toffee explosion in your mouth. Anyways I'll probably do more updates as I see fit over the next couple of week. Stuff like documenting the highly successful trips to regional hubs like Erskineville to look at suits. Kelly Country has a lot to answer for, especially for employing some jerk who looked like a slimmer version of the guy that says "Yeeeeeees" from the Simpsons. Fuck I hate that guy and his beady eyes. Fuck him and Kelly Country.
Ok.
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