Well let me tell you it was craziness. I've never blogged a TV series before so this should be half way amusing at some stage later. I'm going to run in point form.
- Madison is a gronky surfer chick and has prehistoric butterflies in her stomach. She looks like a grown up female version of that kid from Mad Max but more surprised
- Jonathan Pease is still the biggest douche in the universe. Phrases such as "No way girl" and "Study up" show that he is still incapable of saying anything halfway intelligent or constructive.
- Most of the models can't pose, that said it's their first week.
- Wayne Cooper was in the audience and he looked ready to beat someone. Probably female.
- Cassi is a bogan. She dropped an f-bomb and is 16. None of these points really effect the other. She was the centre of a media storm last week with inferred paedophilia placed upon her boy friend and for good reason. When he was 10, she was 1. That's kinda grotty.
- Frankie my favourite won immunity. Go Frank the tank
- Lola is a bit mannish.
- Cassi threw up and is annoying.
- Bitchiness in the house Part 1. The girls reckon Frankie is a bitch. The girls think Cassi is annoying. They are right about the annoying part.
- Bitchiness in the house Part 2. The girls accuse Claire of being undead.
- JP seems to jizz a bucket load over Claire's "alabaster skin" I think he's secretly a white supremecist.
- Priscilla has a snout and could be suffering from Swine Flu.
- Sarah is ace, hasn't sounded robotic and is able to hold a folder without looking like a seal trying to eat a sardine. I wonder if Jodhi is watching and crying into her fat pants and ice cream?
- Adele and Laura T are the final 2. Adele is like Zoolander, she only has one look and can't turn left, Laura T is underwhelming and therefor goes home. S2BU.
- As Laura leaves they play a rather innapropriate song which contains the lyrics "She's no Beauty" No need to kick her while she's down.
And that's the episode. Can't wait for next week. Go ANTM blogging.
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