Some kid called Ethan Johnson with Aspergers (pronounced Ass Burgers) cycled from Brisbane to Merrylands in NSW. Sick!
When he got there his BMX wasn't hotted up enough and his sound system didn't have enough bass so he had to do a mad skid and turn around again, that's where authorities caught him.
Read more here from SMH.
I don't know about you but cycling from one state to another has shades of Forrest Gump to it (unless you're in Albury/Wodonga) True, he has Aspergers but he did the ride to prove to bullies that he's "no idiot" If I was still in school and a bully I'm sure as shit that I'd have a field day with this. If you want people to stop bullying you get some mad spokey dokes, do sick skids and pop ollies on the gutter. You then double hot chicks on your handle bar and get mad air off phat ramps but you don't ever ride 900 kms and then sleep in truckers stops where the inference of sodomy and Man-Boy love is easily applied.
All he's achieved is status as the poor man's "Boy Who Could Fly" who I reckon had some form of Aspergers as well, however, he could fly and didn't need his mom to put money into his savings account. Here's the final scenes.
What a massive gayist.
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