Monday, March 2, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance - Dramatic

I like SYTYCD but I don’t like the ad’s spruiking it. The ones that annoy me the most apart from the ones that show the insides of Natalie Basingthwaites dilated nostrils are the elimination ones. They announce that 6 dancers will “dance for their lives” It’s a bit dramatic isn’t it? What’s going to happen? Jason’s going to crack it and shoot one of them on the spot. That little hat wearing pansy Matt is going to laugh maniacally and press a button opening a trap door sending them to their dooms? Bonnie is going to compliment them to death? Natalie will ingest them in her ever increasing nostrils? No. They’ll survive. The reality is they’ll be sent home and continue to live. They should really call it “dance to prevent elimination” but it won’t happen.

Jerks.
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