Friday, March 13, 2009

Kitchen Stadium

Some restaraunts in Manly are trying to beat the crap out of each other here.

Manly Council has threatened to take away their outdoor licenses if they don't settle down. Where will they take it if they can't take it outside? Into Iron Chef Kitchen Stadium, that's where. They would love it, a cook off then a punch up afterwards. That's value.

Anyways, back to the story. If I read that I could get a meal and the possibility of a punch up, I wouldn't be deterred in going to the place. I'd think of ways to aggravate them like I'll only enter your restaraunt if you punch one of the opposition waiters in the face. Probably not subtle, but it'd be entertaining,
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