Saturday, March 28, 2009

Jessica and the Tard

I found this picture of Jessica Biel while surfing teh net this morning.



It's great because she's wearing a slightly see thru dress (this is not what I was searching for btw) and because of the severely handicapped child in the background. Honestly, he looks like he should be wearing earmuffs and catching butterflies in his mouth.

He has a reddish/pink camera too. Cmon kid, man up! I don't think he's even taking photo's of Jessica Biel, I think he's focusing on the bodyguard. He better unscrew his penis and hand it in at the man club because the tardo has no use for it. Even if he were actually taking photo's of Jessica Biel's see thru dress, he's gotten the whole picture thing wrong. You take photo's of the front of people when they wear see thru dresses, not the back.

Pink camera + chins + photos from the rear = waste of space.
Labels:

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Ray's Weekly List of Headers

Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular