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Pougar

Pronounced poo-gar. Similar to a Cougar,

A Pougar is a gay male, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.

Will often be seen with hungry fuck me eyes preying on males 25 and under.

I was at the Blue Oyster and I got eye raped by at least 3 pougars.

Hey, you know how your mum is a total cougar and hit on me, turns out your dad's a pougar and hit on me too.

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Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

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