On the way home this guy was sniffling and wiping his nose on his newspaper. I know how that feels so I offered him a tissue. He said thanks but didn't actually use it. Maybe he was embarassed that his sniffling had been noticed, or perhaps he had wiped all his boogers out on his newspaper.
Either way, my offer to sniffles made the guy sitting next to him look up and we recognised each other. He used to go to trivia at the pub around the corner from where I used to live. His nickname was Short Shorts on account of his...short shorts. We started chatting and it was about 20 mins from our stop so you would imagine it would be laborious but it wasn't at all. He told me about his 2 year old daughter and his pregnant wife who is expecting in December. I told him how potent he was and how I no longer go to trivia because I started stand up comedy.
He thought it was amazing and based on the fact that we answered questions together 6 years ago, he said he'd come along to a gig at some stage. I gave him a card and he said he'd email. People seldom do though. Prove me wrong Short Shorts! Prove me wrong!
Friday, November 21, 2008
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Ray's Weekly List of Headers
Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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