I went to my neighbours Birthday BBQ on the weekend and had a stellar time. There was cricket and volleyball and food but arguably the best part was checking out the ants.
These are Sugar Ants that set up their little colony next to our picnic enclosure. Upon closer inspection we found them to be an interesting bunch.
This little guy looked like he had a club foot and has walking a bit awkwardly. It was nice to know that ants have crips as well, however upon closer inspection, we noticed he'd stepped in an ant.
I've circled it in red and it just looks like a blob but there it is.
Yes an ant had stepped in an ant. WTF?
The fun doesn't stop there. After Clubfoot the ant ran off we noticed another ant moving slower than all the rest. We were able to pick him up on a stick for a better look and we were surprised by what we saw.
Our ant had a brain lesion which you can't see here. There was a weird drop of moisture seeping from his head and he was slow and non aggressive. It was like the other ants had lobotomised him McMurphy style.
Seeing as he was slow, I decided I'd lick him to see what would happen. My saliva had an almost instant curative affect. Phillip, as we named him started to walk on the stick slowly in anti clockwise circles and then he started runing up and down the stick so we let him be free, seemingly recovered. We packed up and left and didn't see him again.
Phillip, if you're reading this I hope you're ok.
Monday, November 24, 2008
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Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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