It's work xmas party time. I'll make a photographic diary as the day unfolds but will probably not post it up here as it will be messy. I will however take a photo of my Secret Santa present. I am about 40% sure it will be rubbish.
This will be the first Xmas party I'll enjoy with my current place of employment. Last year I was employed elsewhere. Today is obvious statement day. Last year one of the girls I worked with threw up on herself and got escorted into the night with a dodgy dude with no hair. He left his camera behind and I held onto it in case someone stole it. One of my mates got blamed for stealing it and so I had to difuse the situation by letting everyone know that I had picked it up for safe keeping. We made up a song about the night and laughed at him behind his back. The chick who threw up on herself wore a dress with a boobline that was far too low. Good times.
Let's just say that it was an eventful night full of happy times and vomit. If tonight delivers half that amount of fun it'll be about 50% as entertaining as last year.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
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Ray's Weekly List of Headers
Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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