I went to a Xmas party on Saturday and it was quite good. It was at Manly and there was meat and beer and bourbon and a slurpie maker which was perhaps one of the greatest things ever. I wish I had taken more photos of it but I was too busy drinking them to have this foresight and this drinking ultimately was my ruin.
I had to get home because we were meant to meet people and I tried to make it a reasonable hour however getting home to Epping from Manly sucks balls. I caught a ferry, then a train, changed at Central waited for 20 mins and got home 2 hours after departure from Manly.
The combination of a long night, ferry travel and rich food and alcohol consumption took it's toll on me and I was in a lot of pain when I got to Epping.
I started to walk home along the tagged road when our local Noodle Dude Sam stopped me to chat about the xmas trading period. I tried to keep it brief and got away after about 3 minutes. I walked about 100m further down the road and a massive wave of Nausea hit and I threw up in front of the church, the scary abandoned house, the gardens in front of the vacant office space and the corner of the school. It was epic.
I now feel good enough to share it all with you. Merry Xmas!
Here's something I prepared earlier...
We called it the Eye of Sauron. The story is for another time.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
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Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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