Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Xmas Gift Tags

Are you stuck for words when it comes to gift tags?
Did you get some jerk in your office Kris Kringle or Secret Santa that you can't stand and want to feign interest while keeping a cool distance?
Have no fear! The Ray customisable gift tag is here!

Dear Colleague/Friend/Sibling/Other,
Merry Xmas/Happy Hanukah/Happy Festive Season.
Hope the season brings you joy and cheer.
Santa/St Nick/Kris Kringle/Other Character
Just copy it into a word doc or spreadsheet and let them customise it. You don't need to know what they think of you because you bought them a crappy present! Hooray everybody wins, especially the $2 shop where I bought those slightly stained edible undies.

If you played your cards right your gift tag will prevent scenes like this.



Or maybe not because this kid can't read.
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