Monday, December 8, 2008

Madonna is soulless.


I don't really like Madonna too much anymore. I liked 80's - 90's Madonna as her brand of pop was light and accessible and her overt sexuality made 11 year old boys feel funny and warm about the world. Now she's going down hill. She's turned 50 and things are turning bad on her. She pranced around in that 4 minutes filmclip like a lightly shocked baboon, she divorces Guy and apparently A-Rod is cheating on her.


My theory is that when she was starting out she realised that she wasn't super talented and so she struck up a deal with the devil that she would sell her soul for commercial success until she was 50. Well guess what the Devil's come in to collect. Madonna doesn't look gristly cos she's superfit. She looks that way because she's now a husk marching towards her doom. Wow...did someone say puritanical?
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