Wolverine Origins

I went to see X-Men origins last night and although it was good it wasn’t spectacular. Stuff like Weapon 11 having no mouth nor eyelids. He’s meant to be the best mutant ever but he can’t suck a cock nor can he shield his eyes if you jizz in his face. Two major mutant failings if you ask me. Live Schriber is a nasty dude as well. He’s a bit angry and all. He was kinda the hand version of this guy. Don’t wait till the end of the credits as well. It’s not worth it. If you must know it’s Wolverine at a bar drinking. The bartender looks at him and says “Drinking to forget?” and Wolverine…wait for it…says “Drinking to remember”.

Whoa.

Finally, I can’t figure out if his love interest is hot or not. She’s kinda nice to look at mostly, but then when she thinks up his name, which, incidentally is some story about some spirit called Kawasaki who gets trapped in mortal realm, she’s wearing a nightie thing and she’s meant to look hot, but the lighting and her skin makes her look almost as old as one of Mark Waugh’s girlfriends.

Until you see it, here's a picture of some dorky kid called Nate and his claws.