Friday, May 1, 2009

Station Brawl

SMH reports that last night there was a 180 teen station brawl in the Mt Druit/Penrith area.

I think they’re exaggerating just a little bit. 180 youths and only two were hospitalised? What sort of brawl was this? Sounds like some sort of westie fight club where they didn’t actually fight.

The first rule of westie brawl club is no punching. The second rule of westie brawl club is no punching. 180 teens to a fight. The fight stops when the cops get there or when 2 or more teens suffer minor injuries.

Seriously, toughen up youth of Sydney’s West. If you’re going to involve the police at least make it worth their while and glass someone like Greg Bird would.
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