Friday, May 1, 2009

Maintenance.

I had to do a maintenance poo this morning. A maintenance poo is a poo that you do when you can feel it’s there but it’s about 30-60 minutes away from fully forming and when it is formed you’ll be somewhere you don’t wanna poo like on a train or buying coffee. So there I was about to leave the house and I had to break one off quickly as I would’ve been late for work. Because of my maintenance, I still haven’t had to do a proper poo yet. Although not cause for celebration nor concern, it will make toilet time all the more satisfying when it comes out.
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