Wednesday, February 25, 2009

The Expendables - Potentially Great or a Trainwreck?

The Expendables looks to have one of the greatest casts ever assembled in the history of man. Here's what IMDb have to say about it.

"A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator."
Sounds awesome. Here's a look at the cast.

Mickey Rourke ... Emanuel

Jason Statham ... Lee Christmas

Sylvester Stallone ... Barney Ross

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sandra Bullock ... (rumored)

Jet Li ... Kong Kao

Ben Kingsley ... Monroe (rumored)

Dolph Lundgren ... Gunnar Jensen

Forest Whitaker ... Agent Will Sands

The only way they could make it better is to get Robert Downey Jnr (Iron Man version not Heart and Souls version) Michael Bienh and the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. I hope Jason Statham dies really early. In the filming process not the actual film. Perhaps not, then he'd become a tragic hero. Hopefully he just disappears during filming then.
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