Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Meanings

Anxiousness is waiting to use one of the two cubicles in the men’s toilets at Redfern station when it’s 9:30 at night.

Relief is watching the door open to reveal a clean cubicle and a skater dude who only went tinkles.

Disappointment is the guy who was waiting for the other cubicle, looking forlornly at you as you go into the clean cubicle while he has to deal with waiting longer.

Disgust is watching a hobo come out of the other cubicle with his pants not quite done up yet.

Anger is watching the waiting guy get queue jumped as someone rushes in and grabs my now vacant cubicle leaving him with the hobo cubicle.

Resignation is waiting guy entering the hobo cubicle.

Hygiene is non-existent.
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