Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Pigeons in tights

Great story over at ninemsn.com - Customs find pigeons in man's tights.
The opening paragraph says it all really.
"An alleged bird smuggler had his feathers ruffled when airport customs officers seized two live pigeons stuffed into his tights."

Even the picture is awesome.


Why is a man wearing tights? To smuggle pigeons I guess, fair point. But why are you smuggling pigeons guy? Don't you know you can get pigeons here? They crap everywhere too. I imagine your tights were filled with pigeon crap and then your own when customs officials found you. I reckon it'll be an awesome episode of Border Security. It'll sure make a nice change from the broken english speaking asians who smuggle drugs in their childrens books.
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