Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Wedding Rings

We found our rings the other week which is ace. Hooray.

They are nice and simple like a child with a low intellect that's been left in a urine soaked sandpit. Hooray.

I decided to search for rings and found a guide on buying lesbian wedding rings. Funnily enough it doesn't include these helpful tips "Because lesbians fist all day they'd have to be waterproof and they would also have to have no sharp edges on them."

It's a little more practical. Read more here.

I'm sorry about writing mean things about lesbians though. Seriously. Why are you so quiet? There's a lesbian behind me isn't there?
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Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
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Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
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Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
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