Candice sent me this story today.
It's about little Brooke Greenberg and her inability to grow. Here's a photo.
Isn't she adorable? In this photo she's with her 13 year old sister. The family is getting doctors to check Brooke out but I'm not too sure why. If they unlock the secrets to her lack of aging does that mean that they can go ahead and reverse her current state? That's a lot of fuct up growing she has to do which she probably could do without.
My thoughts are that all these doctors would cost money and, unless her family are sick or Brooke is a mad slut, she's still a virgin. Why not cash in and sell her virginity online? She's legal, and sure it'll be classed as prostitution for tax purposes but it's a real money spinner. There's got to be some sick fuck out there who wants to do a baby and this will be an actualisation of their fantasies. Better yet, after it's done, you could arrest them for being a sick fuck and get them off the streets. Everyone's a winner!
The real winner though is brave little Brooke Greenberg. Her eyebrows and impish grin give me hope every day.
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
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Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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