Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Brooke Greenberg and Ebay

Candice sent me this story today.

It's about little Brooke Greenberg and her inability to grow. Here's a photo.



Isn't she adorable? In this photo she's with her 13 year old sister. The family is getting doctors to check Brooke out but I'm not too sure why. If they unlock the secrets to her lack of aging does that mean that they can go ahead and reverse her current state? That's a lot of fuct up growing she has to do which she probably could do without.

My thoughts are that all these doctors would cost money and, unless her family are sick or Brooke is a mad slut, she's still a virgin. Why not cash in and sell her virginity online? She's legal, and sure it'll be classed as prostitution for tax purposes but it's a real money spinner. There's got to be some sick fuck out there who wants to do a baby and this will be an actualisation of their fantasies. Better yet, after it's done, you could arrest them for being a sick fuck and get them off the streets. Everyone's a winner!

The real winner though is brave little Brooke Greenberg. Her eyebrows and impish grin give me hope every day.

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