Saturday, July 11, 2009

Harry Potter VI

New Harry Potter starts on Thursday. Should be moist. I can't wait to check out Hermione who has just gotten hotter and hotter since Philosophers Stone. The new movie means I can re-hash my Harry Potter jokes like so;

New Harry Potter is out soon. Because it's their second last year of school, I'm hoping for lots of underage spell casting, drunken broom riding and wet robe contests. Do you remember when the last book came out? They had to put it into lock down in a warehouse on the Central Coast which is quite smart really because if a Coastie found a book, they'd be fucked if they knew what to do with it.

Thank you thank you, your applause is far too kind.
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