Sunday, June 28, 2009

Street Porn

I've been confronted with an ethical dilemma recently.

Twice in the past week when I've walked along the highway to the Asian Mart I've passed street porn. The first time it was a centrefold with her cooch out lying on the sidewalk. Seeing as it was only a page of porn I decided to walk past. The second time it happened though, someone had stuffed a rolled up magazine though the grill of an abandoned shop as well as leaving a porno on the sidewalk.

My options were to keep walking or pick it up and I chose keep walking. If I stopped to pick it up well how do I explain it to anyone that saw me pick it up?

"Nah it's not for me, I'm just picking it up to dispose of" Yeah right. Alternatively I pick it up and walk up to the bin and throw it out and no one congratulates me for disposing of porn and I'm probably robbing some little 13 year old kid a chance to find it and whack off if I throw it out so I just thought it'd be easier to leave it behind.

I think I've done the right thing...
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