Saturday, June 27, 2009

Farewell Michael Jackson plus jokes!

Yesterday Michael Jackson died. It was quite sad and then we started writing jokes about it. The following are some of the better ones.

Michael Jackson was murdered, he was hit by, he was struck by a smooth criminal. - Damian Smith

Michael Jackson had an audacious plan to assassinate the Jackson 5. He went wrong when he started with the man in the mirror. - Damian Smith

As big as the news about Michael Jacksons death is, there has been no coverage in Russia because he's a stranger in Moscow. - Damian Smith

Michael Jackson dead. Coroners blame it on the boogie. - Mikey Mileos

In thousands of years aliens will find Michael Jackson and mistake him as the missing link in the evolution from humans to mannequins. - Mikey Mileos

Join the petition against the burial of Michael Jacksons body. Think of the Earth - he's not bio degradable. - Drew Bowie

Farewell Michael Jackson - Macauley Culkin can finally Rest in peace. - Ray Cashman

Tupperware has released a Michael Jackson tribute line. Made of white plastic, it lasts for 50 years but is prone to meltdowns and is not kid safe. - Ray Cashman

If you have any more, send em on over!
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