Sunday, June 7, 2009

Share Mate Wanted - Preferably with Dangles.



There's a lot wrong with this ad, the most obvious being they didn't make any cuts for people to pull the tabs off.

There's also the typos, syntax, the unusual "Twin beds to a room 1 person needed" line and the laughable "First u can come Central Station and then Ucome Elizabethstreet 480"

Wha?

Who wrote this ad? What do they want from the public? From the rice and seasonings included, I'm assuming it's some sort of grain farmer who enjoys flavoured rice.

Finally, they want a male share mate. That probably means that it's already guys there which means it's going to be an illiterate sausage fest. I can just imagine how they'd pass their time there, flavouring rice, using ADSL2, sleeping in twin beds and writing hideous signs.

If you are on the lookout, call them on 0413 621 532. It's bound to be a hoot.
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