Monday, December 28, 2009

Old Wisdom

I was at Victoria Basement looking for a jug with a freezable column in it. Although I didn't find it, I did hear some Old wisdom as I passed the bottle openers.

"If you have one of these in your back pocket at all times you'll never be in trouble."

How many times have you ever needed to open up a bottle to avoid trouble or remove the foil with a little knife in order to get out of life threatening fixes? Never.

Check out the opener.



You sorta have to look into the basket itself but you get the idea. Maybe the guy was an alcoholic? His sandals in the breakground say to me that yes he is.
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