Thursday, December 10, 2009

East 17 and the Jacket Potato

This isn't recent but it's pretty fantastic.

Brian Harvey from East 17 fame ran over himself and broker his pelvis in 7 places. Funny, I know. Funnier still is how he did it.

Harvey blames potatoes for bizarre car accident

Troubled reality TV star Brian Harvey has provided an astonishing explanation for the bizarre and terrifying accident in which he was run over by his own Mercedes... claiming it was caused by a meal of three giant baked potatoes smothered in tuna mayonnaise and cheese.


If he was on Atkins he wouldn't have run over himself, however if he were a rugby player he would've run over his daughter. It's been ruled out as another suicide attempt which makes sense. Jacket potatoes, vomit and a car seem a bit too elaborate for a suicide attempt unless you were the McGyver of suicide.
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