Monday, December 7, 2009

It's the equivalent of...

My mate and his girlfriend went to Sexpo when it was in Sydney. They got some photos with one of the female pornstars who had her top off. As they were posing she turned to my mates girlfriend and said "You're a girl, you can touch" and so she cupped the pornstar.

My first reaction was, that's ace! Upon second thought though it wasn't as cool. It would be the equivalent of a bloke meeting Ron Jeremy, getting ready to pose in the photo with him and then Ron says "Seeing you're a guy, you can hold my wang"

I totally would hold it if I had the chance.
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1 comment:

Ben said...

But would you cup the wang?

That just sounds so very tender.

December 8, 2009 at 6:48 AM

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