Hello all you wonderful people out there .....
Yes it is time to make your Christmas complete ....
and to provide you with the comfort, knowledge .....
and security inferred by the fact that .........
I shall be out of reach .......
and un-contactable ........
Yes ..... we shall be shut from today 19th December till 19th January 2009!
Please feel free to call and complain .....
The nice lady will be happy to write them all down and then file them .....
Messages shall be checked ......
Things might happen ......
As long as the bribe contains the appropriate number of bottles .......
Of the correct colour.
I shall be generally be able to make your life easier ......
by either not causing your problems ....
and not having to solve your problems ....
but still giving you someone to blame .....
as usually I have the honour of being responsible for all three!
It has been another tight, busy and exciting year ....
and remarkable strides have been performed by our wonderful office manager Ehren ........
who has managed to get all that ridiculous front end paperwork into some kind of order ......
and keep his desk neat .....
and give me lectures about what I should and should not be doing ....
WTF....
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