Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Signal


For a 3 - way.

Stop for a 4 - way.

Did someone say...




Moist? Premium moist in fact. I got so moist that I had to package my snack dill pickle in a pocket of moisture.



All this moisture has made my boyz moist.

This child is a...


Downy.

Cross here if you're a...


Ped.

Access

I've been having trouble updating this thing while I've been over here.

I finally have a fast connection so let's get cracking!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Scientologists

Are everywhere...





I guess it is Hollywood but still. Far out...



L Ron Hubbards Winter Wonderland? Seriously...

Hollywood!

Looks like we got here in one piece. The flight was rather uneventful except for the old Asians in front of us. They were the kind of people who had to flop their chairs all the way back because they could. I reacted passive aggressively of course by elbowing and kneeing the old woman's seat in front of me as much as possible. Nothing happened either way.

Anyways, on account of us going to the States, we get to live through January 6 all over again. My first January 6 was rather crap. I spent what seems like a lot of it searching for stuff that I should've packed ages ago like suit bags and camera chargers. I also ate a Sausage n Egg McMuffin which has made me feel a bit funny all day. Now I get to do fun stuff like go through customs, taking photographs of large donuts like the one below:


Or eating large plates of nachos:


Or taking photos of people in white shirts taking photos of other people:


It's like a choose your own adventure; the possibilities are endless and it's my January 6. Woohoo!

Monday, January 5, 2009

Sonny Fai - Missing

Bad news to start the year for the Warriors. Sonny Fai, one of the more exciting prospects of last season has gone missing off the West Auckland Coast. It's made front page news on SMH.com and is second only to the cricket on foxsports.

My thoughts go out to Sonny's friends, family, fans and team mates.

Tags

I don't know, I might get rid of them. They don't seem to follow any real pattern, rhyme or reason. Till then, please enjoy Tag Team's "Whoomp There It Is"

Stuff

I'm back for a bit. Hope all went well for you and stuff.

I'm now off to LA and Vegas for two weeks to catch the Greyhound that I mentioned over here. This is all I intend to do whilst in the States.

I'll provide updated on our wacky adventures. It should be damp.

Till then please enjoy Calvin Harris' when I go to Vegas.