There are far too many ads on TV for funeral insurance. I think it's reasonable, the main benefits seem to be peace of mind and the fact that it's so cheap, however there seems to be a bit of clutter in the market. Aussie, Real and the other mob need to think about getting a cutting edge instead of constantly featuring some mopey old poof who couldn't afford to put his wife in the ground.
As mentioned, the low cost is a key here. They seem to all be about $3.50 per week. Why not combine with another product that's $3.50 per week like a pensioner bus pass, or a packet of werthers caramels or one of those Krisco Hampers? The hampers are always popular at this time of year and seem to appeal to the elderly and destitute. I'm sure if they teamed up that they could offer some sort of massive hamper body disposal system. They could then on sell the bodies to pet food companies and gran could make a reappearance at next years xmas gathering. Not only is it economical and green friendly, it ensures that your loved ones keep coming back to your meals for years to come.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
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Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular
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