Goalposts installed on the Street

As part of the upgrades to Oxford St, council workers installed a set of Goalposts.



They've deemed them far to dangerous to passer-bys and have cordoned off the area.

More to come shortly.

Badly Dressed Hooker Holds Hands

This was in Epping over the weekend. Not much to say here except she looks a little like a badly dressed Chun Li from Street Fighter but less likely to kick your arse.

She's also dressed badly.

Share Mate Wanted - Preferably with Dangles.

There's a lot wrong with this ad, the most obvious being they didn't make any cuts for people to pull the tabs off.

There's also the typos, syntax, the unusual "Twin beds to a room 1 person needed" line and the laughable "First u can come Central Station and then Ucome Elizabethstreet 480"

Wha?

Who wrote this ad? What do they want from the public? From the rice and seasonings included, I'm assuming it's some sort of grain farmer who enjoys flavoured rice.

Finally, they want a male share mate. That probably means that it's already guys there which means it's going to be an illiterate sausage fest. I can just imagine how they'd pass their time there, flavouring rice, using ADSL2, sleeping in twin beds and writing hideous signs.

If you are on the lookout, call them on 0413 621 532. It's bound to be a hoot.

Medical Suite is Stunning

I've checked it out. The sign lies. Vacant and roomy are more accurate adjectives. Stunning should only be applied to tasers.

Peter's card get lost

Peter's card got lost on the train the other day and I found it.



It reads:

Best Wi(shes)
Peter
for the (birthday)
Love
A. Jei

It's succinct and to the point. They wish Peter best wishes for the birthday. Obviously Peter didn't give a shit because he left it on the train.

I'm going to put it next to Ruth in my wallet but to do so I'd need a bigger wallet

iDaft

The only solace from last night was downloading and finding iDaft for the iPhone. Check it out here.



It's like iPhone guitar hero for Daft Punk. Just pressing "over" over and over again is enough to make me grin idiotically for ages. There's another Daft Punk app called "Daft Tap" It has Technologic on it as a bonus feature, however iDaft is the superior of the two as it has the higher second tone.

Going back to the vid, it's the Youtube comments that crack me up once again. There's always haters which is to be expected, but who cares if this is fake or not. If you watch it a bit at a time you'll see that most of the buttons correspond to the noises. Those that don't are mistakes like it says in the vid blurb. Don't be a hater, be a participator. Jerks.

Anyways, if you don't have it already go out and play with it. It's totally ace.

Cat Stevens Drinks

I read that Cat Stevens was quite a drinker back in the day. He would mix a variation of a Gin and Tonic that was so strong it would make you pass out. He called it the "Catatonic"

Hilarious.

Till then, check out how hot he was.



He is smoldering.

State of Origin

I tweeted most of it but it was shit. Technology has deprived us of all the fun things in life and I blame tweeting mainly for it. Sure I could've put down my phone but I didn't. I'm not entirely sure if I'm going to go to Origin 2. Probably not as it's far more comfortable to sit and tweet about it.

If you want a score NSW loast 24-18. Blows goats.

Comedy Course

Tonight was the graduation night for the comedy course I co hosted with Billy. We had four kids get up and do their thing which was ace. They ranged in nerves from packing it to quite calm and collected. I remember my first gig, I had to calm myself several times and it was one of the most nerve wracking things I've ever done. To get in front of 25 odd people and do a 5 minute set is well commendable so massive shout outs to Oscar, Leon, Adam and Kristin.

You made us proud and you were a credit to your friends and family. If you read this, please ensure you never do any midget jokes ever.

In other comedy course related news, the comedy course production I co-starred in has been picked up by the SBS so I may be a comedic TV star. W00t W00t. I'll have to find out more from my teacher and mate Rob.

In the last snippet of course news, the improv course is going well. We had to use extreme physicality and emotions in Monday's lesson and it was well intense. Stomping around the classroom and making out with the furniture was a personal highlight.

Defiant Dog

Just found the best site ever via Melina's Blog (I don't even know what to call it anymore so I went for Melina's blog.)

It's defiant dog and boy is he defiant, yes he is, he is so totally defiant.