Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Changes

Hey what's new with your RWOC?

Not much, just lying dormant for 18 months. You?

Funny you should ask RWOC. I've just been chillin' like a villain. I started a mediocre comedy room and I do a weekly podcast with fellow raconteur Christopher Sutton.

That's pretty cool, can I get a link?

No, it's late and I don't think you have pants on.

Guilty on both charges.

Night RWOC

Night Ray
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Players Poll

Some kooky answers in here for the annual SMH.com players poll

My favourite would have to be Fuifui Moimoi is the biggest sledger in the NRL according to Luke Burt. What does he do? He asks for food? He grunts? Strange stuff. I guess you had to be there right?
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Midnight Poos

My bowel seems to have a penchant for pooing in our toilet. I'll be out all night and then, suddenly as soon as I'm within 200m of home I'll need to do mad poos all of a sudden, it doesn't make sense. While I'm talking shit, it's the stickiest stuff ever right now. It's like I've painted the inside of the toilet bowl brown and I need to get scubbing to get it clean again. I don't like it. No sir, not at all.
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Saturday, July 9, 2011

So yeah...

You would've probably noticed that RWOC is back, probably cos there are new posts. One reason is that there has been a noted link between lack of creativity on my part in comedy as noted by myself and the lack of the blog so this will start again I guess. Go team! Also, I got a bit weirded out that chineese trollers seemed to love posting comments on NYC love. Like WTF? If you know chinese feel free to translate one of the comments. I daresya!
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Cannae Sleep Cap'n

It kinda sucks cos I have to go to work today for the first time in 3 weeks and I've been up since 1:30am. I've noticed a movement recently on facebook where punks will post a status update which reads "Worst Insomnia ever" or "Can't sleep" Well done wakey jakey, however I didn't notice your status because I was sleeping in my bed...until now. Hakuna Mattata which means no rainbows or something like that.
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Slides

Are slides just ladders that have evolved so that can play with children?
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Ray's Weekly List of Headers

Week 18 - Almost as Informative as a Sign in the Foyer.
Week 17 - Almost as arousing as Inochi.
Week 16 - Almost as questionable as Thorpie's sexual preference.
Week 15 - Almost as diverse as Austalia Day and Chinese New Year on the same day.
Week 14 - Almost as New as 2009.
Week 13 - Almost as Mysterious as a City of Gold.
Week 12 - Almost as appetising as Pie Face.
Week 11 - Almost as crap as a TV Dad.
Week 10 - Almost as sterile as a testing booth.
Week 9 - Almost as tasteful as a Portuguese egg tart.
Week 8 - Almost as underused as Abominable.
Week 7 - Almost as devious as a social miscreant.
Week 6 - Almost as presumptuous a lonely old man in a pub.
Week 5 - Almost as much fun as growing your toenails into talons.
Week 4 - Almost as fun as playing dress ups with your best mate.
Week 3 - Almost as fun as burning an issue of TV Week
Week 2 - Almost as fun as those episodes of the Simpsons where Marge sings
Week 1 - Blogging about nothing in Particular