Friday, March 6, 2009

Sign of the Times

I put another crazy sign up in the foyer which I should've thought of originally.



Surprisingly, no-one responded.

The Only Man That Could Ever Reach Me...

Was Phil Waugh. Well tecnically his son if you listen to the lyrics. Preaching at a church near you soon.

Guys who shouldn't wear singlets



I just vommited in my mouth. No-one needs to see that shit.

Best. Photo. Ever.



Thanks Jamie.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

View of a Ditch



What did you expect?

Voltron Shoes!

I got some Reebok Limited Edition shoes for my bday from Ris. They kick ass.

I got the Red Lion ones cos they go faster. Here's all five of them in a row.



Here's the back of the black one.



If I could let a shoe impregnate me I would so totally let it. I would bear little spiky haired trainers in 5 colours and we would live in the side of a mountain and be blissfully happy.

When will they learn?

I find a lot of discarded items but this one just makes me sick.


It looks like a girl's thong. Makes me so very, very sad. It's so close to freedom but it's still enclosed in concrete, steel and glass. It will never know love and that is the ultimate tragedy.

Slipped Disc

Slipped right out of it's case.



I found it on the road as usual and gave it to my mate at his house warming last week. I think he's probably thrown it out but he may be able to use it as a coaster.

Polite Grafitti



Only if it's not too much trouble...

Jaffa Face



Jaffa Face meet Pie Face. Fight for my heart you delicious monstosities you!