Happy Harold and the Footy

The Roosters Warriors game in round 18 was one of the last times I was truly happy. The game itself displayed some great attacking footy and the day itself was a bright and sunny one. There was the issue of tickets being $28 but what can you do eh?

As we wandered into the ground there was a Happy Harold Van.



It was a strange place to have a Happy Harold van. There was a crowd of 8000 and I'd assume that maybe a third of those were children at the most. I guess that means that there was 2000-2500 kids or thereabouts so I guess it could work but it's still strange. I then figured it out. It's there to educate the footballers about the dangers of STD's and public defecation.



As we left there was a bloke wearing a Cowboy hat. It wasn't the first time a Warriors fan has worn questionable headware and probably won't be the last but I thought I'd take a photo of it anyways.



That was my day the the football.

Mathemagician

I went to a 21st for one of the fam and they had those little glitter 21 things on the table like so.



With some creative number splitting I created the following equation:



And this one:



Yes, I am a Mathemagician.

Canberra ahoy!

It’s off to Canberra today for Green faces. There will be dudes I do know like Billy and Damian and John and then a couple of randoms as well. It’s apparently a sell out show. The MC is kinda decent or so they say. Some Irish guy called Jimeoin…never heard of him.

New Signs!

The battle rages!



Attention a pair of Ladies Shoes/Boots have been found in a brown paper bag in the foyer. If anyone has lost them please contact the building mgr.

Sign on the Right:

Lost: One brown paper bag containing a pair of ladies shoes.
The shoes are of minor concern, however, I would like the paper bag back as it has been in the family for generations and is of major sentimental value.

Sometimes Cashman you are too good.

Complete a Poem

I've been working on this poem but I'm not too sure how to finish it.

Crack in the pavement;
Yo I'll step around it.
A crack in your body
Yo I'll pound it; genital surround it.

Any ideas?

Celebrity Death

When a celeb dies I always find it awkward to think of them whilst engaging in solo pleasure. I have sent all my HIStory wall posters to the Op Shop.

Good luck peeling them apart...

Toe Nibblers

Pretty grotty story at SMH.

Accused of letting rats chew girl's toes off

Three people have been accused of letting rats bite a six-week-old girl and chew off her toes at their cluttered Ohio caravan home.

How does that even happen? I'll tell you what, there won't be too much this little piggy going on in that household.

Shoes - Tiga

This probably should freak you out a fair bit.



It will also have you asking.

"What's that sound? I like that sound. I love that sound. It's the sound of my shoes"

It's my new favourite song.

Lost!

Last time we found some clothing, it was a brown glove in the toilets, this time, I have no idea what we have.



It could be a do-rag but the again it might not be as it was outside the primary school. Still those gang bangers are getting younger so it could be some yr 4 kid gone to a life of crime early. His blood are going to bust his chops for losing his rags though. I'd hate to be in his club meeting when he fesses up.

Sad Trees of Epping

I've noticed some sad trees in Epping lately. I'm sure there are more sad trees of Epping than the two I'll show you but I'm sure you'll agree that they are both particularly sad.



This one has potential but is particularly sad because of it's lack of water. It's like Estelle Getty in her later years, all brown, withered, dry and senile.



This one has been butchered to the wazoo but still stays green. It's the little amputee that could but it's not hiding the fact there should be more foliage on it. It is currently doing the comb-over of the tree world albeit, quite unsuccessfully. In the end, it's just sad.