Hope y'all have a good on and that 2009 brings you all the charm your world can handle.
Oh Yeah!
Here's a firework that's celebrating against a background of blue.
What would an unemployed firework be called I wonder? A fired?
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Happy New Year!
Well I'm off to make myself pretty for tonight. We're doing an all night kegger at our mates place in the city so it should be well moist. I was meant to have a comedy gig tonight but it got cancelled due to lack of interest. I will have to try harder next year.
Hope y'all have a good on and that 2009 brings you all the charm your world can handle.
Oh Yeah!
Here's a firework that's celebrating against a background of blue.
What would an unemployed firework be called I wonder? A fired?
Hope y'all have a good on and that 2009 brings you all the charm your world can handle.
Oh Yeah!
Here's a firework that's celebrating against a background of blue.
What would an unemployed firework be called I wonder? A fired?
Stuff we've got recently
It's not Xmas related but it's stuff we got and both examples of stuff are cool and they both have stacks in common.
First up is our brand new Cake Mixer. I can't wate to bust this bad boy out on some cake batter. I'm going to name him Mix Master Mike or Ken as in, are you going to mix up a cake? No, but Ken Wood...get it? Hilarious.
Next up is our Chain Chomp. I won him from a skill tester in Chinatown. Take that Capitol theatre triads! Do chain chomps even have genders? Can I refer to it as a he? It has a chain though and what a chain so I reckon it's a dude. It also has nothing to do with cake mixers so I lied to you again. I'm sorry.
First up is our brand new Cake Mixer. I can't wate to bust this bad boy out on some cake batter. I'm going to name him Mix Master Mike or Ken as in, are you going to mix up a cake? No, but Ken Wood...get it? Hilarious.
Next up is our Chain Chomp. I won him from a skill tester in Chinatown. Take that Capitol theatre triads! Do chain chomps even have genders? Can I refer to it as a he? It has a chain though and what a chain so I reckon it's a dude. It also has nothing to do with cake mixers so I lied to you again. I'm sorry.
Hat Gets Left Behind
More clothing with no owners.
This time it was hat at the station. It's going to be a lonely NYE for this little guy if someone doesn't claim him soon.
At least it isn't another fucking shoe.
This time it was hat at the station. It's going to be a lonely NYE for this little guy if someone doesn't claim him soon.
At least it isn't another fucking shoe.
Yum Cha People
I like laughing at people, especially asians that can't dress themselves. What better place to get food and laugh at people than at our local Yum Cha?
Seeing as these were covert photo's the full effect of how crap these people were probably won't be fully portrayed but let's try together ok?
First up above was Comb over guy. He's wearing the blue shirt. He was in the middle of growing his comb over and so he had this crazy ball of fluff to the left of his bald patch. I should've just wandered up and taken a better photo of him. Oh well, my mistake.
The other person we laughed at was pink ribbon lady to the right of the picture above. She wore a pink ribbon sash over a violet dress and an olive long sleeved shirt. She was a rainbow of spew. That is all really...
Seeing as these were covert photo's the full effect of how crap these people were probably won't be fully portrayed but let's try together ok?
First up above was Comb over guy. He's wearing the blue shirt. He was in the middle of growing his comb over and so he had this crazy ball of fluff to the left of his bald patch. I should've just wandered up and taken a better photo of him. Oh well, my mistake.
The other person we laughed at was pink ribbon lady to the right of the picture above. She wore a pink ribbon sash over a violet dress and an olive long sleeved shirt. She was a rainbow of spew. That is all really...
Velour Mary
Is on sale. She has Pink Glitter Donkey for company.
If you ask (which you did) it would've been one gay manger at xmas. Am I right? Those crazy pieces of xmas crap...
If you ask (which you did) it would've been one gay manger at xmas. Am I right? Those crazy pieces of xmas crap...
Mask!
It's 80's TV show time again. This is perhaps the greatest cartoon theme song ever.
If you wanted to pour 80's cock rock into a theme song, well this is pretty much the blueprint.
I used to watch this all the time. I'd have massive issues with T-bot, the robot thing that the kid used to ride. He looks like a retarded R2D2 which isn't right.
Also a lot of focus is placed upon the masks when, in reality the vehicles should get equal billing. Mask and Cars doesn't quite have the same ring though does it?
I managed to find the words lost in the commments which are just flat out awesome. Tee them up for your next karaoke night.
So totally kick ass...
If you wanted to pour 80's cock rock into a theme song, well this is pretty much the blueprint.
I used to watch this all the time. I'd have massive issues with T-bot, the robot thing that the kid used to ride. He looks like a retarded R2D2 which isn't right.
Also a lot of focus is placed upon the masks when, in reality the vehicles should get equal billing. Mask and Cars doesn't quite have the same ring though does it?
I managed to find the words lost in the commments which are just flat out awesome. Tee them up for your next karaoke night.
"Mask crusaders,
Working all the time, fighting crime, fighting crime!
Secret raiders, who will neutralise, as soon as they arrive,
Trekker's gonna lead the mission,
And Spectum's got such super vision,
M-m-m-MASK!
Is the mighty power that can save the day,
m-m-m-MASK!
No-one knows what lies behind their masquerades!
M-m-m-MASK!
Always riding on Venom's trail,
Come see the Laser Rays,
Fly away!"
So totally kick ass...
Monday, December 29, 2008
Shoes on the Bin
Another installment in what seems to be an endless saga. Shoes on the street!
Come on man! These still look totally wearable!
If I were a forensic investigator I'd try to link the pizza box folded and stuffed in the bin with the shoes. Something like hallucinogenic mushrooms as a topping forced some young emo to take of their checked vans and walk the streets shoeless but I'm not an investigator and if I was it would be a waste of time and resources wouldn't it? We'll just have to wonder.
Come on man! These still look totally wearable!
If I were a forensic investigator I'd try to link the pizza box folded and stuffed in the bin with the shoes. Something like hallucinogenic mushrooms as a topping forced some young emo to take of their checked vans and walk the streets shoeless but I'm not an investigator and if I was it would be a waste of time and resources wouldn't it? We'll just have to wonder.
Those Crazy Koreans...
We went to Karaoke and had Korean for dinner beforehand on Saturday night. This was one of the house specials.
Yum. Go to any hairdresser and go through their bins. Collect 500gm of discarded hair, and simmer on low heat in secret sauce for 30 mins. Add seasonal greens and serve! Those crazy Koreans what did I tellsya?
As mentioned we went to karaoke afterwards and we sang songs to appalling music videos. Below are stills from the clip for "Bohemian Rhapsody"
It focused on dismembered doll parts for a good 4 minutes of the song and some kid with an awful bowl cut and esteem issues. I was too slow but at the start he melted a soldier in the toaster. What a tool, we all know the microwave is the place to be for plastics.
Yum. Go to any hairdresser and go through their bins. Collect 500gm of discarded hair, and simmer on low heat in secret sauce for 30 mins. Add seasonal greens and serve! Those crazy Koreans what did I tellsya?
As mentioned we went to karaoke afterwards and we sang songs to appalling music videos. Below are stills from the clip for "Bohemian Rhapsody"
It focused on dismembered doll parts for a good 4 minutes of the song and some kid with an awful bowl cut and esteem issues. I was too slow but at the start he melted a soldier in the toaster. What a tool, we all know the microwave is the place to be for plastics.
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