Changes

Hey what's new with your RWOC?

Not much, just lying dormant for 18 months. You?

Funny you should ask RWOC. I've just been chillin' like a villain. I started a mediocre comedy room and I do a weekly podcast with fellow raconteur Christopher Sutton.

That's pretty cool, can I get a link?

No, it's late and I don't think you have pants on.

Guilty on both charges.

Night RWOC

Night Ray

Players Poll

Some kooky answers in here for the annual SMH.com players poll

My favourite would have to be Fuifui Moimoi is the biggest sledger in the NRL according to Luke Burt. What does he do? He asks for food? He grunts? Strange stuff. I guess you had to be there right?

Midnight Poos

My bowel seems to have a penchant for pooing in our toilet. I'll be out all night and then, suddenly as soon as I'm within 200m of home I'll need to do mad poos all of a sudden, it doesn't make sense. While I'm talking shit, it's the stickiest stuff ever right now. It's like I've painted the inside of the toilet bowl brown and I need to get scubbing to get it clean again. I don't like it. No sir, not at all.

So yeah...

You would've probably noticed that RWOC is back, probably cos there are new posts. One reason is that there has been a noted link between lack of creativity on my part in comedy as noted by myself and the lack of the blog so this will start again I guess. Go team! Also, I got a bit weirded out that chineese trollers seemed to love posting comments on NYC love. Like WTF? If you know chinese feel free to translate one of the comments. I daresya!

Cannae Sleep Cap'n

It kinda sucks cos I have to go to work today for the first time in 3 weeks and I've been up since 1:30am. I've noticed a movement recently on facebook where punks will post a status update which reads "Worst Insomnia ever" or "Can't sleep" Well done wakey jakey, however I didn't notice your status because I was sleeping in my bed...until now. Hakuna Mattata which means no rainbows or something like that.

Slides

Are slides just ladders that have evolved so that can play with children?

NYE Love

Is when you drink pink champagne with your friends and wear the same
shirt.

Avatar kinda ok

I saw Avatar and it was ok, it was visually amazing, but I could do endless magic eye puzzles and be visually amazed. As with everything, it was the story that let it down, it just wasn't all that interesting or new.

Example? Sure. As soon as Sully meets the chick you know he's going to bone her. You know that he's going to end up killing the bad army guy. You know he's going to ride the big angry bird thing and you know that Sigourney Weaver and every other support character will die.

Worse than the lack of story though is the technology/evolution in the movie. How does a society evolve so it can tamper with every living thing around it with its hair? The Na'vi are meant to be hard to kill but gravity and bullets seem to fuck them up just as easy as anything else and the clincher. If humans are able to "port" themselves into avatars and they have mech robots to rape the earth with, well why does Jake Sully still have a self push wheelchair? Why haven't humans got the technology to get around wheelchairs? Even if they got one of those big fuck off robots just to carry them in a massive baby sling it'd make sense. Next they'll tell us that they're using morse code to communicate between bases and they're still using twitter to socially mediate.

Your pants are massive

That is a massive middle leg. Ladies don't act like you're not impressed.

I lost my will to live

Hilarious.