Updates

So you probably noticed nothing's been happening recently.

Sorry about that. I'm in Fiji doing not much. Wedding went well. I'm off to get another cocktail; Pool Boy!

See y'all back here around August 25.

Best Iced Confectionary Ever.

I don't even know where this was from but it's the iced confectionary of the almost racist. It's the Nogger.

Yo Nogger I'll put you on nice, I pop a cap in you Nogger and Nogger Please all apply here.

Thanks Drew

Best Sign Ever

So much to love about this sign. In the top right corner they'll charge you $1 to drink water. On the second last line they'll give you Asian Sauce and finally they stock Flesh Noodles. Sure beats Soylent Green and it's twice as good for you!

Best Article Ever.

Straight from the Korea Times. Here's the article.

Here are some quotes.

"Why do people not boast about their dong?"

and

"The first obvious response to this idea is that most dong are too small and nondescript."

and

"Being small, dong abound, another difficulty for differentiating."

and

"Jwa-dong and Junggok 4-dong are just mouthfuls."

Best article ever.

Thanks Candice!

Best Footy Sign Ever

Straight from SMH.com. Gold.

Here's the article.